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I must. . .

Tue Jun 9, 2009, 7:12 PM

I'm a wee bit bored.. so I think I'll waste my time doing this. > w <
The ones in bold apply to me.
~ And by the way, I don't expect anyone to look at this or comment (Not like they would even want to...), I'm just doing it for my own.. uhmm, good. I guess? @ . @

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm "EMO", so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. [It's kinda true, this one. XD]
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. [... 'Cept I am a wee bit evil. >8D]

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (Or used to take.) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. [I really hate alcohol. T . T ]
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. [They're long skirts! ; - ;]
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. [Even if I'm a girl? o.o]
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. [Actually.. The devil is quite scary I find.]
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. (Repeat yourself much? XD)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. [No.. I'm just afraid of getting a tan, that's all. I've had one after I went to Mexico, and it looked really funny on me.]
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. [I am a pussy though. XD]
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. [I am indeed a crazy one though, and I don't give a damn! :3 ]
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. [Once again.. I actually am a freak! *Evil laugh* >D]
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. [Yeah.. this one is true. I am very obsessive, the sad thing is that I'm obsessed only with characters. XD Real people are over-rated!!]

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. [I love sheep! o w o]
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. [I can't tell the difference between Canadian and American voices!!]
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. [... I'm not afraid to say that I do really love hockey. But I'll pass on the beavers. XD]
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. [Tons, actually]
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. [It tastes salty! I'm sorry, I can't help it!!! > . <]
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. [I love tea. :3]
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI/YURI, so I MUST be HOMOSEXUAL.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I listen to HEAVY METAL, so there must something WRONG with me. [I made up this one! ^w^]
I have a different taste in MUSIC, therefore I MUST be an outcast, emo, or goth. [Also added this one myself.
]
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. [Only a perfectionist with my art..]
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. [I do have problems though...]
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.


  • Mood: Excited
  • Listening to: Bullet For My Valentine - Waking the Demon

Regarding Halloween (Already?! o.o) And Steve. X3

Mon Jun 8, 2009, 6:49 PM
Okay, so my friends and I are dressing up as the sailor scouts for Halloween. And yes I know it is in a very long time. > . >
I'm planning on being my favourite- Sailor Saturn! But in order to be her for Halloween.. I'll need a costume. And sadly I am terrible at sewing, so I will have to purchase one. If any of you know where I could get one, preferably custom made (Because I'm really little. > n < ), please let me now! ^ . ^ I know it's so early.. I'm sorry, but every year Halloween is a disaster because I get my costume the day before.
I'm willing to buy online, but I'd prefer the price to not be over 80 dollars. I've looked on tons of sites but most are very expensive. And you can't really trust the quality just by looking at a photo. It would be nice if there was a wig included too, otherwise I can just die my hair..

So please help, It would be greatly appreciated. ^^;

~

I have just heard that Steve is going to be in Resident Evil: Darkside Chronicles! *Crazy fangirl squee* > w <

And.. he looks an awful lot like Leon. But I suppose that's not a bad thing? o.o

ANYWAYS! That's all I had to say about him. :3

~

Ugh... I have finals this week. But still, no studying until one night before. :iconhurrplz:
Nyeh, I'm totally gonna fail. x_x
Oh well!

~

Another thing that happened this week - I got addicted to the anime Lucky Star! It's so cute, how could someone not love it?

The Anime Expo is coming to my city. It's really upsetting, because i can't go. Sadly, I'm one of the only anime lovers in my circle of friends, so i have no one to go with. T n T
I also wouldn't have anyone to cosplay as. Oh well, maybe next year!

I have to stay optimistic and happy! Nyeeehh.

Thanks for reading. Byeeee!

  • Mood: Excited
  • Listening to: Green Day - Restless Heart Syndrome
  • Watching: Lucky Star
  • Eating: Crepes. :3

[.:Back on the train!:.] ^ w ^

Fri Jan 30, 2009, 11:31 PM
  • Mood: Optimism
  • Listening to: Disturbed- I'm Alive (Best song everrr! :D)
  • Reading: How can I read and type at the same time? o . o
  • Watching: Episodes of the really old Spider-Man show!
  • Playing: Soul Calibur IV Story mode (As Tira)
  • Drinking: Irn-Bru! 83
:iconiconclaireplz:
[.:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~:.]

Well, I just submitted 23 deviations! :omg: I think I went a little insane. 8|

~ Not saying that they're good or anything. But they're better than nothing, riiggghht? The sad thing is that they're all photographs. Boring, useless, not very one-of-akind photos. HOW BORING! > <
And another sad thing is that they are all from more than a year ago, and I only decided to upload them now. X'D

Photography really isn't my thing, as you can probably tell. T n T
So right now I'm a little bit trapped. I have nothing nice to upload anymore.
~ This is all I have to give you guys...
Sorry. D8

:iconimdeadplz:

[.:______________________________________________________:.]

LET'S GET ON A BRIGHTER NOTE, PLZ. :iconimhappyplz:

I was working on a pixel ID sort of thing! But it's a little different. I call it a "Sprite ID" because, rather than a pixel, I used a Sprite. It was about half the size of a Pixel ID. I actually really did like it. :3 Why did I make it so small? Well, mostly cuz I'm lazy, and all I have is my buddy MS Paint. A little tricky, don't you think?
. I think it'll be on here soon enough. :D

Wow. This has been a pretty long journal for me.

One last thing, I just have to give a shout out to my "hommies"! X'D
I :heart: :iconshiro-redfield: (She made a pretty Jill x Chris stamp that I requested. ^ w ^)
And I still :heart: :iconchris-redfield-girl: & :icondukeofsweethotness: <3 Best buddy.

And I am now the arch-enemy of :iconszana:. YOU WILL BOW DOWN TO ME SOON ENOUGH. :evillaugh:

~ Thank you. :D

Sad news; Well, only sad for me.

Sat Aug 2, 2008, 8:12 PM
I don't think i'll be uploading any pictures anytime soon. I'm afraid that if I uploaded anything, it would make me feel bad. After all, I only have a pencil and sketchbook [And my dear MS Paint, of course! *pokes the lone picture of Willy in my album*]. The pictures really wouldn't turn out nicely if I simply scanned them, so, until I get a tablet [only a wish], or a better idea, I'm afraid won't be uploading anything. So for right now, I suppose this account is dead weight, just for favouriting and commenting. And don't take it like i'm lazy or anything! I'll still check up on my account as often as I have been. ^^

In other words, you guys can stop with the :+devwatch:watching, as it is just taking up space on your watchlist. But pageviews are always nice. ^^; XD

Sorry about the bad news. Not that it really effects anyone. 8|
~Thanks for reading. ^_^

  • Mood: Dazed
  • Listening to: Coldplay. O_O It's kinda scaring me...
  • Reading: Twilight! ^^
  • Watching: Sisterhood on the Travelling Pants? Wtf..
  • Drinking: A smootie.

RIP Tuffy.

Thu Jul 24, 2008, 11:00 AM
Well, i'd like to take a moment to mention my lovable little shetland sheepdog. Not that this matters to anyone else in a way. I guess i'm just doing this to make myself feel better.

Okay~ Tuffy was diagnosed with cancer a little while ago, so she is going to be put down. She was a black 9 year old shetland sheepy-dog. Making her way up into doggy heaven. Someday i'll upload a picture of her. Maybe. ^^

~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~

In another note! I know that I haven't been uploading anything lately. I still don't have a scanner. D8 And i've also been working on tribute videos for Youtube.

-And currently the mood changer thing below isn't working, so i'm stuck using the Happy emote. .___.

That's all for now!

  • Mood: Happy
  • Listening to: Disturbed
  • Playing: New Super Mario Bros.
  • Eating: Breakfast- Cheeios. AGAIN. -_-

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